Hollie Steel

Julie Andrews said that Hollie Steel is actually her because she was cloned even before dolly was cloned.

Andrews 67, cloned her DNA ten years ago, as a protest to the music industry’s obsession with youth and beauty. She chose the song “I could have danced all night” to wow the judges, as a protest to being denied the chance to sing it in the film “My Fair Lady”. Producers at the time stated Andrews was to ‘plain and dowdy’ for the role and gave the part to the glamorous Audrey Hepburn, whose piss-poor growl was later dubbed-over and replaced by someone who could hold a tune.

Andrews now in her new avatar of a ten year thinks that she can easily beat Susan Boyle who sounds and looks like a pissed-up Harry Secombe, according to her. That was why she kept her cool when Simon “bullied” her, because she is actually 67 years old. Read the real story here oops spoof!!!!